Stock Market Crash 2022 Update: It’s Hammer Time

You’ll probably get hyped, boy, ‘cause you know you can’t You can’t touch this Ring the bell, school’s back in Break it down! Stop, Hammer time! Rapper and dancer Stanley Kirk Burrell—better known as MC Hammer—penned this poetic verse in his 1990 hit “U Can’t Touch This.” (Rick James shares songwriting credits, by the way, because Hammer borrowed James’ opening riff from “Super Freak.” Thanks to Wikipedia for clarifying something I’d always wondered about but never took the time to look up.) Been awhile since you thought about Hammer? Maybe it’s time to start tuning your dial over to the 90s on 9 and Downtown Julie Brown next time you make a trade.… Read more